Jealousy - An Interview with Finch, Student of KAF

Interviewer: How did you feel when you realized Anya was Garret Dill’s girlfriend?

Finch: They’re together? How do you know that? Maybe they’re just friends. They could just be friends, right? Yeah. They’re not together, silly.

Interviewer: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Finch: Well… Maybe. Wait, no. No! Of course I don’t. That’ll all girly stuff. Gross. Love.

Interviewer: Do you think you’re tougher than Garret Dill?

Finch: Of course. He may have meat, and good looks, and isn’t just accepted but invited to the Knights Academy of Farland, but the kid’s worthless. He’s a wimp.

Interviewer: Might you be… May I say, jealous?

Finch: WHAT? Jealous? Of… Dill? Yeah, ha ha, I’m way jealous. He’s useless. I am not jealous.

Interviewer: Do you like Anya?

Finch: Yes—no! No! She’s cute,  and all, but no. I don’t even know her. Wait— Is that my mom calling? I better go. Don’t want to keep her waiting!